Ass Cream

I have had the biggest problem with my childs daycare keeping up with the simplest of tasks. I've had to go as far as getting a doctor's note on how to properly apply diaper cream. I'm pretty sure that any layman can figure out how to use the stuff. Step one; open lid to ass cream. Step two: squeeze an appropriate amount of ass cream onto finger tips. Step Three; apply ass cream to red chapped area and DONE.

My daycare not only has been caught not using gloves while changing diapers but has also been seen using a wet wipe to apply diaper cream. Can someone in the physics department explain to me how a wet wipe effectively spreads a cream over skin because that concept is a fairly difficult one to grasp. The whole not wearing gloves thing is pretty crazy to me too. Thanks to their inability to supply themselves with gloves my child has also contracted Hand, Foot, and Mouth disease. Yes, this is an easily treatable rash with a really ugly name and an even uglier way of contracting the disease. Unfortunately the state I live in doesn't require daycare workers to wear gloves. Whenever that law comes up you bet your ass cream I'll be first in line to vote for it's passing. Can not WAIT to get past this diaper stage and be completely done with it forever...well at least until I'm old and need one. Promise you I'll have stocked up on plenty of ass cream for myself to make sure this never happens to me.